My Secret

Ah bless, word has filtered back to me about a little incident at my previous hotel.


Apparantly, at around 3am, my replacement received a page telling him that someone was at the front door. When he opened it, 2 very skimpily dressed young women rushed in. They were chatting excitedly, until one of them looked at him and said;-

"Wait, you're not D! Where's D?!"

I would like to say there is a tawdry story to go behind this, but unfortunately there's not. The 2 women were friends of mine from university who would come in from time to time after parties to use the cigarette machine.


That said, I see no reason to explain this to the hotel. I'd rather let them use their imagination on this. Keep it my little secret...

My Absence

Ah, a prolonged absence, I know.

I'd like to say I've been busy. I have been on holiday, and I have been taking exams as part of my university course. However, this does not mean that I have been busy. In truth, I have been remarkably... UN-busy. You see...

I quit.

I quit my job at the hotel and due to 'anonymity's sake' have to leave posts somewhat haphazard to protect myself.

Oh well, I will post about my new job soon. Be warned, I will be working nights again, so it will be much the same... Drunken idiots, sleep deprivation, creatures of the night, etc.

See you soon!

Oh, that reminds me, I need to pick up my stuff from the hotel. I think I left some garlic and stakes in the office...